CANCER OF THE UNIVERSE    

Having been made redundant when cigarette advertising was banned from television, Henry Jackson soon found himself deployed as a tobacco smuggler. Invisibility is a useful trait especially when you can make a nice little earner supplying banks with contraband cigarettes. These can in turn be used to entice people to open new bank accounts - let's face it the youth of today don't want record tokens or railcards, they want free fags.



Fetchingly clad in a quilted jacket - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Greased back hair and a cigarette packet - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Gobbing on the stairs, kicking up a racket - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
He would stay put but his lungs can't hack it - Have you seen Henry Jackson?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?

Scrabbling on the ground for Gratis points - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Nicking ashtray stubs to roll another joint - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
All the Kings filters and Super Kings men - Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Couldn't put Henry back together again - Have you seen Henry Jackson?

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?

He's got the whole world in his hands so he must have pretty big hands
He's got the whole wide world in his hands so he must have pretty big hands
He's got the whole world in his hands so he must have pretty big hands
He's got the whole wide world in his hands so he must have pretty big hands

Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?
Yeah, yeah, yeah! Have you seen Henry Jackson?

The black horse smokes and the griffin smokes
This is the listening bank and everyone smokes
You've seen the ads, the give-away fags
Open an account and we'll give you free fags
Cross-channel hopping across the sea
With his contraband and his duty free
Well it's one for the money and two for the road
Hey ho here we go…

It's my life - fare dodging
It's my life - fare dodging
It's my life - fare dodging
It's my life - fare dodging

Songs...

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A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Cigarettes and Tourettes
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Don't Phone Back
Eate Yourself Dead
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Everything is Marvellous
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
Get a Grip
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Hucknal! Get Out of my Car!
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
Jeremy's Dream
John's Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Jumping Someone Else's Train
Just Like the Sixties
Keep on Tracking the Train
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Money Money Money Money
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pedigree Scum
Peace and Love Muthafucka
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Sky Burial at Warton Crag
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare
Why do people sing about riots?


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