IT'S GOTTA BE A RECORD BREAKER    

This needs no further explanation - the world is a much better place without neo-fascists such as the McWhirter twins...

He tap-danced faster than anyone else
It's gotta be a record breaker
He played songs that nobody sells
It's gotta be a record breaker
He played more instruments than anybody
It's gotta be a record breaker
Count the bullet holes in Ross McWhirters body
It's gotta be a record breaker

Dedication - if you want to be the best
If you want to beat the rest
If you want bullet holes in your chest
Dedication - this is dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead
Dedication - I'll give you dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead

Norris McWhirter's on the spot
It's gotta be a record breaker
"How many times was his brother shot?"
It's gotta be a record breaker
"Who had the most bullets lodged in their body?"
It's gotta be a record breaker
"More exit wounds than any other body?"
It's gotta be a record breaker

Dedication - if you want to be the best
If you want to beat the rest
If you want bullet holes in your chest
Dedication - this is dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead
Dedication - I'll give you dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead
Dedication - this is dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead
Dedication - I'll give you dedication
This is One Nation under the groove
'Cos the only good fascist is dead


This song plagiarises the original song 'It's Gotta be a Record Breaker' kindly offered by Tim Davies of www.punk4life.com - we stole a few lines and moved the spotlight from the multi-talented Roy Castle to the multi-bigoted Ross McWhirter

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