RUGELEY CRIMESTOPPERS    

Another hare-brained scheme to divide communities, after all everyone hates a grass. Passing suspicion and mistrust onto our neighbours deflects hatred from the increasingly Orwellian authorities. By all means co-operate and rally together to protect the neighbourhood from muggers, burglars and other toe rags. But does it really matter if someone wants to trespass around railway yards, cheat the dole or grow their own medicinal plants? Good luck to them I say.

Hey there, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers.
I'm stitching up my mates, I'm squealing to the coppers
Soft crime - together we will crack it!
When crime comes to town - we're gonna slap it

What's my number - 0800 555 111.

Watch out, it's the Rugeley Crimestoppers.
I'm prying on my neighbours, spying on the shoppers
Shoplift some pick and mix,
we will come down upon you like a ton of bricks

What's my number - 0800 555 111.

Watch out - there's a thief about!
Watch out - there's a snoop about!
Watch out - there's a grass about!
Watch out - there's a snitch about!

What's my number - 0800 555 111.

When love comes to town - we'll spread it all around.
When crime comes to town - we'll shake it to the ground

What's my number - 0800 555 111.

Songs...

47002
A Friend in Need is a Pest
Air-Con One
@ Fuck
Another Boring Eastfield Song
Anti
Aspartame
Beast of Bratislava
Big Brother
Broad Street Trash
Burt Reynolds Rides Again
Bury Vic Berry
Cancer of the Universe
Chiddingfold General
CI5 Revisited
Clank!
Come to Bevland
David Icke
Drive on Henry
Eddie Watson
Elvis is Dead and Jazz is Shit
Fare Dodging
Fish
Fortuna Hell
God's Plastic Railway
Grant the Lumberjack (old)
Grant the Lumberjack (new)
Grica Hate
Hearing Nothing About a Revolution
How to Rip Off Your Band Mates
Humour Exclusion Zone
It's Gotta be a Record Breaker
John’s Not Mad
Johnson
Jostick Head
Just Like the Sixties
La Jonquera
Mannion
Mask
Mick Murphy's Dirty Bar
Milton of Leys
Mr. Willis
Off the Rails
Pepper
Plastic Buddha (Kwai)
Port Talbot Transport Police
Radio West
Rod, Hull and Emo
Sharks Against Surfers
Slam!
Spirals
Summer Hill Blues
S.W.A.Y.Z.E.
The Black Hole (Fekete Ut)
The Cult of Ted Moult
The Gasman
The Second Fastest Cycle Courier in London
Three Chords Good, Four Chords Bad
Three Seats
Tingalpa
Todd Landers
Tudor House Painter
Weston Super Scare


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